"Please deliver the drugs safely,
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New UPS slogan: “Smuggle with us!”
Insert "Special Delivery" joke here.
A UPS van tried to circumvent a highway checkpoint near the Mexico border. When the U.S. Border Patrol investigated, they discovered that the van did not contain any parcels, but instead contained 13 undocumented aliens, who had each paid between $5,000 and $8,000 to be smuggled into the U.S. Continue reading “New UPS slogan: “Smuggle with us!””
How to smuggle drugs from Mexico
Use a "blind mule"
Mexican drug smugglers figured out a way to exploit the SENTRI pass system, which allows pre-approved drivers to cross the U.S. / Mexican border with minimal checks. Continue reading “How to smuggle drugs from Mexico”