|Use hookers to reduce rents with their
undesirable presence in the neighborhood.
Insert "Special Delivery" joke here.
A UPS van tried to circumvent a highway checkpoint near the Mexico border. When the U.S. Border Patrol investigated, they discovered that the van did not contain any parcels, but instead contained 13 undocumented aliens, who had each paid between $5,000 and $8,000 to be smuggled into the U.S. Continue reading “New UPS slogan: “Smuggle with us!””