You want fabric bacon.

I don’t think anyone will mistake it for the real thing. These 100% silk scarves, digitally printed with the image of a strip of bacon, are handmade by Swiss artist Natalie Luder.

The scarf is called, of course, Fou Lard.

Wear a slice.

And if you like the look but also want the smell, you can spritz a little of this product around your neck as well: Bacon cologne by the company Fargginay>>

"Scent by the gods"
(And yes, it’s a real product)

Now you’re all ready not to attend that swanky PETA fundraiser.

Buy a scarf from Natalie Luder>>