"She’s got her itty bitty body in a teeny tiny skirt…"
There are not many deceptive songs that fool you in some way, but I found this song by actor Thomas F. Wilson, who played the villain Biff Tannen in the Back to the Future movies. It’s part of his stand-up comedy act. He does not sing it as Biff.
She’s got long blond hair running down her back,
Pretty blue eyes and that’s a fact.
Her nose is just perfect and her smile just gleams,
She looks like a model in a magazine!
She’s got her itty-bitty body in a teeny-tiny skirt,
You can see her belly button ‘neath her purple skimpy shirt.
She’s a California beauty who can stop the show,
But there’s one thing fellas you got to know…
Tom Wilson stand-up comedy song