If this guy isn’t a lying crook,
he could still make a suitable soldier.
"Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won’t get much out of him, but with that other guy I can’t keep what I’ve got."
– For 29 years, General Lewis B. Hershey was director of the Selective Service System, which administered the U.S. government’s military conscription.
– Lewis Blaine Hershey, Wikipedia>>
– Selective Service System, Wikipedia>>
– Don’t know the exact source of the joke photo of the soldier, but here’s an early version, labeled "You’re doing it wrong: Baghdad Edition" from My[confined]Space>>