|Jabba and his laser pointer|
"Then his pitch started. He talked quickly, pausing and smiling only when he said the word "money." He laid out pictures on the desk of himself with B-list celebrities. Former reality stars. Sean Combs. He used a laser pointer to point across the office at pictures on the wall, circling himselfoften appearing out of focusadjacent to celebrities. He called them by their first names. He was a big deal, he told us, and it was his job to make us a big deal, and to make us money."
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