Get out of my mail!
A man in Michigan was so tired of getting magazine offers in the mail that he sent a return letter with an obscene note telling them to take him off the mailing list.

He also included a white powder which he admitted was intended to get attention by scaring employees. The white powder was baking soda, but Richard Kozak, 70, still faces a possible five year prison sentence.

Long Lake man admits replying to junk mail with powder hoax, Minneapolis St. Paul Business Journal>>