The weekend Patton Oswalt split his tweets

Had Mr. Oswalt gone insane?

Patton Oswalt, a comedian who's never been afraid to admit he's a liberal, had some fun with the 140-character limit on Twitter, to the consternation of many of his followers. Some examples:

whites and "darks" should be kept separate. Sorry if that sounds too "tree-huggy" to my conservative followers.

AIDS is a gift from God. I don't know why people are still so backward in their thinking about this.


Neggers out of government? Yes, please! (Sorry for any misspelling)


Hitler was absolutely right about the Jews. And I don't care how many "white power" redneck followers I lose by Tweeting that.

Except that the tweets above were actually the second parts of his complete thoughts, because his tweets "inadvertently" got split into two messages. Here they are, complete:

When it comes to doing laundry, I firmly believe in using environment-friendly detergent and I ALSO believe

whites and "darks" should be kept separate. Sorry if that sounds too "tree-huggy" to my conservative followers. 

God's greatest miracle? How about science? Penicillin? Gift from God. Polio vaccine? Gift from God. Even aspirin, Pepto-Bismol and ROL

AIDS is a gift from God. I don't know why people are still so backward in their thinking about this.  

Why do right wing asshats want "Hollywood out of government", but don't want the Fred Thompsons or Arnold Schwarze

Neggers out of government? Yes, please! (Sorry for any misspelling)


Oh, you think repealing voting laws in the south is justified, you racist asshole? I suppose you ALSO believe that

Hitler was absolutely right about the Jews. And I don't care how many "white power" redneck followers I lose by Tweeting that.

See more of his "mistakes" here: Patton Oswald spent the weekend trolling fans with 2-part tweets. The Daily Dot>>
Photo from Patton Oswalt: The ESQ&A>>
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