Tricksters prank a banana slicer

No, you don't eat it.

Instead, you prank it.

Sometimes, when a product has special characteristics, it attracts odd comments from customers. Such is the case with the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer being sold on Amazon, which has gained over a thousand customer reviews. Some examples:
"What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time."
"DON"T BUY THIS! It's an obvious scam...I ordered this thing and waited for days to get the package. It arrives with much fanfare to my doorstep and what do I find? NO BANANAS! That's right, they don't include bananas with this thing."
"Obviously the Hutzler is for true red-blooded Americans! The Hutzler 571 slices the entire banana equally, unlike the Chef'n Bananza Banana Slicer which only slices PART of the banana at a time."

"If you're thinking about buying the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer, I highly recommend waiting for the update. This doesn't work with Kindle or other mobile devices."

"Remember, banana slicers don't slice bananas - people do. And when banana slicers are outlawed, only outlaws will have banana slicers."

"It seems that even something as innocuous as this wonderful and indispensable banana slicer has gotten caught up in controversy during the latest congressional session."

"Would be better if it had a USB port."

"What praise can I offer the 571 Banana Slicer that hasn't already been posted here..."
If you would like to praise the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer yourself, you can post your own review, here:

Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer, Amazon>>

1 comment:

  1. This looks convenient. Does it come with different slices? Then I have to buy the whole set. Too bad it's not adjustable.


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