You want fabric bacon.
I don't think anyone will mistake it for the real thing. These 100% silk scarves, digitally printed with the image of a strip of bacon, are handmade by Swiss artist Natalie Luder.
The scarf is called, of course, Fou Lard.
Wear a slice.
And if you like the look but also want the smell, you can spritz a little of this product around your neck as well: Bacōn cologne by the company Fargginay>>
"Scent by the gods"
(And yes, it's a real product)
Now you're all ready not to attend that swanky PETA fundraiser.
Buy a scarf from Natalie Luder>>