Of course, you'll still have no hair...
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A company called Good Look Ink creates the optical illusion of having hair on your head. They tattoo fake hair on your scalp, so you appear to have a slight stubble of hair. It looks like you could have hair if you wanted to, but you prefer to shave your head. That way, if your hairline is receding or thin, all the shiny spots are filled in with manly hair.
You might still look bald, but at least you're bald by choice.
(And to be fair, it also works on men and women who have longer hair with spots that are thinning.)
I am going bald.
I choose to be bald.
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