How lying got their stolen stuff back

When John Davidson’s apartment gets robbed, 
he learns that the easiest way to get his stuff back 
is to have one drug dealer lie to another drug dealer
while he lies to the police.

A story about a burglary solved by lying:
Hanging the machine guns on the wall was a bad idea, but the burglary wouldn’t have happened if we’d just covered up the little decorative window over the front door. If you stood on your toes in the hallway and looked in through the little window, the guns were in plain sight. Almost everything was in plain sight because most of our third-story apartment was a single large room — a shoddy retrofit of a massive early twentieth-century industrial building on Philadelphia’s north side, in Fishtown, where those kind of buildings are common.

The building owner, a tattoo artist we’ll call Daryl, also lived somewhere on the third floor and ran a printing business on the first floor that employed a half-dozen people, most of whom were heavily tattooed tenants. There was plenty of activity around the building during the day and everyone made sure the main doors were always locked, so we had good reason to believe a burglar wouldn’t be able to break into the building in broad daylight, climb the stairs to the third floor, peek into our apartment, force his way in and carry off our machine guns without being caught. That was naïve. We should have covered up the little window...

When I got to the warehouse the cops were already talking to Matt out on the stoop. The metal doorknob on the building’s front door was dented on either side, like it had been pinched, and the cops said certain kinds of doorknobs and locks can be broken just by grabbing them with channel locks and twisting. Apparently we had that kind of doorknob. The same thing had been done to our apartment door...
Read the story: Burgled in Philly, ByGone Bureau>>

Found it here: The Philly unburglary, Kottke>>

1 comment:

  1. I didn't quite get the first sentence here but that got me thinking. This could be a good phrase for a campaign that I am starting up with my cheshire web design crew. Cheers for the idea mate!

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