Like to torture, abuse or kidnap? We want you!

Like to torture, abuse or kidnap? We want you!
"Look, honey, here’s a job opening."

Like to torture, abuse or kidnap? We want you!
Torturer

"The government of a Middle Eastern state is recruiting a senior torturer to work in a well-equipped prison.

Our ideal candidate would be prepared to inflict extreme pain and suffering. Familiarity with dental and medical equipment and knowledge of human anatomy is required."
Company: Ambassadors of Diversity

These fake job ads appeared in both the Guardian and the Independent
newspapers in the UK. The fake advertisements are a campaign for the UK
charity Freedom from Torture. The organization works to heal and empower people who
have been victims of torture. 

Like to torture, abuse or kidnap? We want you!
Kidnapper

"A South Asian government agency is recruiting a kidnapper to manage civilian population challenges. Candidates should be experienced in terrorising small communities…"
Company: Efficient Industries Corp.

Like to torture, abuse or kidnap? We want you!
Abuser

"Daily work will involve punching, kicking, slapping, whipping and prolonged constraint of movement…"
Company: Acorn Industries

– Freedom from Torture>>
Via: Career Prospects in the Pain Business, Design Observer>>

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