You know how fashionable it is to have gold crowns -
if you can afford it. These gold-finished shells fasten
over your real teeth and look like very wealthy fillings.
Can be slipped on and off in an instant.
Get some and surprise your friends.
I'm just a sucker for vintage joke and prank ads. I especially like that you can buy 1 dozen of these fake gold tooth shells for 50 cents. But why is it a selling point that they can be "slipped on and off in an instant"? And who would really believe that all of a sudden you've gotten a gold tooth?
Of course you can still buy them today. They cost $3.00 per fake gold tooth. I'm sorry, but this clean-cut guy is no match for the odd-looking fellow in the ad above.
The vintage advertisement appeared in Science & Invention Magazine, 1927. Source: Vintage magazine pix and ads by eliz.avery at Flickr>>