Banzai Wild Waves Water Park - a promise of summer fun
for a basketball team, plus one
Banzai Wild Waves Water Park - the reduced size of reality
(the kids in the ad were little people from Photoshop land.)
My First Insta-Set Pool - it will be a time of joy
for me, my friends and my mom
My First Insta-Set Pool - standing in a sad puddle of despair
But to be fair, I can't cast aspersions on all the kiddie pool products of the world:
My First Activity Play Pool Seal Acrosplash Pool -
the picture on the box promises fun
MyFirst Activity Play Pool Seal Acrosplash Pool -
it actually looks bigger in person!
Found these at
and some shopping site I don't remember.