Make your rent go down with fake prostitutes

Use hookers to reduce rents with their
undesirable presence in the neighborhood.
Problem: The rent in my city - Tel Aviv, Israel - is way too high.

Solution: Instead of pimping myself to find a decent apartment at a reasonable rate, I'll become a pimp to actual prostitutes, who will fan out across my neighborhood, depress the real estate values, and lower my rent.

Problem: It's illegal to be a pimp, and the prostitutes and I will get arrested. Also, that morality thing.

Solution: Make my own fake prostitutes and place them throughout my neighborhood.


Whores for (low) rent, at Flickr>>

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