|Use hookers to reduce rents with their
undesirable presence in the neighborhood.
Solution: Instead of pimping myself to find a decent apartment at a reasonable rate, I’ll become a pimp to actual prostitutes, who will fan out across my neighborhood, depress the real estate values, and lower my rent.
Problem: It’s illegal to be a pimp, and the prostitutes and I will get arrested. Also, that morality thing.
Solution: Make my own fake prostitutes and place them throughout my neighborhood.
Whores for (low) rent, at Flickr>>