Make your rent go down with fake prostitutes

Make your rent go down with fake prostitutes
Use hookers to reduce rents with their
undesirable presence in the neighborhood.

Problem: The rent in my city – Tel Aviv, Israel – is way too high.

Solution: Instead of pimping myself to find a decent apartment at a reasonable rate, I’ll become a pimp to actual prostitutes, who will fan out across my neighborhood, depress the real estate values, and lower my rent.

Problem: It’s illegal to be a pimp, and the prostitutes and I will get arrested. Also, that morality thing.

Solution: Make my own fake prostitutes and place them throughout my neighborhood.

Shalom!

Make your rent go down with fake prostitutes
Make your rent go down with fake prostitutes

Whores for (low) rent, at Flickr>>

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